Instead of chalices with people holding them at Mass, Communion was distributed by being just left on a table at the front of church. It was stored inside rain sticks that made really loud sound when you tipped them back to drink.
Youtube added a feature where you could see how much money lifetime the ads you've watched have generated for Youtube. My number was 4 figures and it sent me into a downward spiral of depression. I think I went to live in the woods.
My old roommate was working as a bartender at a high end bar. I asked him what he reccomeneded I get. He got really nervous and said "Well we have the Ronald Reagen platter." I said sure and he put six 8oz fireballs in a basket with about 30 Walmart cookies, a giant bowl of shredded lettuce with pickles on top, and a few water bottles. I was like "wtf i'm not paying $100 for fireballs and some shitty salad" and left.
I was watching a high school production of a musical based on the myth of Achilles. Except Achilles in the opening song keeps talking to the crowd saying he has read this story before and is determined to not make the same mistake again.
I was a poor person in Victorian England who found a small cheap theater that did productions of classics plays. Except the curator would sit in the cheap seats with us and just make fun of everyone in the expensive seats. Eventually the actors would go off script and make fun of the rich people too. It turned into a Victorian Rocky Horror Picture Show thing where I kept coming back not for the plays but for the fun experience.
I was part of some performing song and dance troupe and there was one girl that looked exactly like an anime girl. Everyone else were normal people but there was this one abberant chibi kawaii desu desu. And I was the only one who noticed.
My dad's dream last night was him and my irl friend in a hostage situation inside a grain silo.
I got added to a group chat with Quintin Smith, Internet Shaquille, and a really small youtuber i'd never heard of. (Apparently they were all friends) The chat was made so they could all give me advice on how to run my TTRPG campaign and I was upset because I thought my campaign sucked and it was a waste of their time to look at it.
I walked into my aunt's house and started drinking her iced tea. She got really mad at me.
There was a real law firm called HHM.
I dreamt that I posted the Numa-Numa Train Youtube video in a group chat and an irl friend of mine commented on it.
UPDATE: Turns out this actually happened I just thought it was a dream. I guess it's pretty mundane so that shouldn't surprise me.
There was a woodpecker.
05/11/2026 UPDATE: I saw a woodpecker :D
There was a woodpecker.
My boyscout troop was fighting a real war with swords and axes. We slaughtered another troop by pretending to be friends and when everyone was relaxed we attacked and left no survivors.
I tried like an hour to set up a volleyball net in a gym. When it was almost done I woke up.
/s My brother's been pressuring me to play more Beastie Ball. Dreaming about volleyball probably means he's got me.
I received communion on the hand and forgot the words to The Angelus.
/s My friend called this zoomer christian brainrot.
I was playing Dune
My dad picked up smoking.
Turns out I had a chemistry class all semester that I forgot about, and I failed so I can't graduate.
/s This dream was the day of my college graduation.
I thought of a regional variant of Dewgong that was called Begone and my brain was like DO NOT FORGET THIS YOU NEED TO POST IT.
Maybe it was a prescient vision of the future to prevent Nintendo from making it. Maybe it ruins OU or something.
I was 5'10"
/s All my friends irl are over 6'. I am 5'8".
I was in an Alien Isolation type game except I had a gun and the alien was a mascot character with basically no animation and it moved at like mach 4.
My roomate needed candid footage of me for his new video so he moved into my room and set up a camera.
I overslept my alarm.
/s Then my alarm went off irl.
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/s I can't remember the dream I had last night but inside the dream I remember thinking "This is really cool. I should post it."
Someone told me too much salt causes appendicits.
/s I don't know if this is a real fact someone told me or a dream.
I was diagnosed with autism. I told them that was ridiculous and then they showed me the test.
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I had really bad poison ivy on my pants.
There was a 5th bedroom on the second floor of our college house with its own personal bathroom and we somehow never noticed until now.
Evangelion's ending was completely different. Eva Unit 1 was completely feral and scrambling around the earth killing angels. It was like that state it was in crawling around on all 4s. It sustained that for like years. Basically everyone is dead except Shinji, who's following the Eva unit around like he's a friend of the iron giant if the iron giant ripped beasts apart with its bare hands.
As the years went by the Eva Unit kept falling apart more and more until one day a laser samurai shows up and cuts a massive slash across the Eva's face, killing it. Shinji was pretty neutral on the situation. He was following the Eva more out of habit than anything else.
I had a really cool tattoo.
There was a guy I met with a black shirt that just had the magic card Smuggler's Copter printed on it. Like the entire front of the shirt was just this card and I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
UPDATE: The night before I had this dream the card shot up in price from $1 to $12.
I've had this recurring dream the past few weeks where everyone in my college house actually lives in a log cabin in the snowy mountains. The looks of the cabin have been extremely consistent in every dream. I could with 100% accuracy draw the floor plan for this cabin. And it's got a hot tub on the second floor balcony. Plus one of my good friends from high school that I havn't talked with in a few years also lives with us.
My CPA roomate was putting hot coals under his bed like it was the 1600s and was pissed that we were using his logs.
New Narnia movie :)
/s I never actually have people in my dreams. People I know might be in them but I never see them. They are always "off-camera." Idk what that says about me psychologicially.
Romantic life worked with quick saves. When you say the wrong dialogue option you completely lose out on the romantic option unless you reload a save.
I went online and filled out a form to be a Lutheran minister at a local church. I served there for years. Over time my sermons were filled with more and more Catholic things until I was just fully preaching things against their faith and some old people got mad at me.
I was at my extended family's lakehouse and a massive oil rig boat was parked right on the end of our dock. I was super pissed at my brother for giving them permission to be there because they were killing all the minnows and plant life in the lake. Most of the dream was just me screaming about how evil the people who run the rig are.
All my homeworks from all semester didn't submit.
There was this alcoholic beverage called "Ded" that contains tranquilizers that numb your tongue. It also contains a bunch of sugar and is marketed to dude bros.